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Here I am, waiting for Ricochet 2.
"do you have a VPN" "good fucking point.... SWORD V PEEN"
now, it's 2021.I'm still waiting....
This is so great.
And then alyx
I live a few hours away from valve HQ, I should pay them a visit one day, like IMAGINE the amount of insanity in that damn building
I mostly care about Portal 3.
Portal>half life Portal 3 plz
As someone who grew up with Portal and only recently began playing Half-Life: Half-Life > Portal
Isn’t it sad that the best way to tell a video game movie is fake, is by it being very accurate the source material?
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awww they work on half life 3 but cancelled it. i hope source 2 make some different
Half life Alyx came out so most of this video is kinda wrong in retrospect.
The giggling just makes it xD
Ironically half life alyx was released not long afterwards, also it was amazing easily one of the best VR games I've played.
They kinda did make halflife 3 with halflife alex
That dumb nerdy laugh, such a dumb teenager laugh
We need an update
yes it has ^^
Somehow got myself convinced even though I watched the damn video. Still convinced
Reddit really is a bunch of humorless retards, isn't it? Perma-bans for even the slightest offenses.
Why did this work?
Next video: confirming Eldenring
The valve intro theme is dangerous environments and its so weird to to hear after the ding
I DID IT!!!!!!!: ps4 - xbox one is 3 2020 - 3 of is 17 that is 2017 2020 - 2017 is 3 of 2003 2003 hl2 leak hl3 confirmed
That 12 yo sound old af.
I love how you both are laughing all quiet so you don't get caught lol
4:54 im scared by the fact that you censor some imagines.
Reddit: Skeptical and then confirmed with an employee 4chan: “Is that gabes trash room?”
And people wonder why men have trust issues
0:48 You fools.
>4chan's a bit of a scary website I guess if you live outside the US where someone is constantly spying on you through a camera in your sleep and mandatory spyware on your state-licensed computer waiting for you to click on mild bondage porn, say anything bad about the government,.or look at a woman who has breast sized under double D before sniping you in the back of the head, sure.
That end is so fucking funny, as soon as an employee says it’s not their office, all the “redditors” start investigating the blinds and shit lmaooo
I love this xD
It’s so sweet how DeSinc is talking quietly to keep from waking his parents.
I love his stupid oil-can laugh
I’m ashamed to use reddit because of people like that on reddit (not ih and dysinc, they make it better)
Everything looked great except for the Photoshop of the screen
Why are you whispering like your hiding....
Yes.
of course the mods banned him
That’s a rather massive spoiler at 1:05
The internet historians laughter is the same as terry davis'
whats the name of the song at 4:12 I know its from a guy richie movie?
That was awesome
Internet historians laugh is fucked 😂
Got em
Lol, Reddit is a safe space.
do you guys feel stupid now that Alyx is out?
Valve saw this video and created Half Life Alyx just to contradict it
Now question is. With halflife alex out. Has things changed
Looks at desktop. Oh yeah half life alyx came out a while ago
Reddit: "WTH THIS FAKE POST! BAD POST! BAN! BAD BAD!" 4Chan: "oh a pizza to accompany a meeting about mythology, Gabben fat btw"
QED
ValveNewsNetwork is as VIRGIN as anything after 1999 Internet can be.
“It won’t be called half life 3 that’s too obvious” DeSinc knows valve so well he can literally predict what they’re going to do.
Do a rework of the video since half life Alex VR
A living leek leaking lies of a liquid leak.
They made freaking half life 1.5 in vr instead of making half life 3
And that “Half-life 1.5” confirmed half life 3
So?
Oh nooooo! They did what we asked and you still complain.
In the words of Isaac Brock of modest mouse, "he takes more time to make a fake"
breen looks like the meme guy that smiles in pain?
You devious bois.
I love how he starts whispering as soon as they start to post it like they're being sneaky lol
Why are they even whispering
We did it boys
"lets confirm half life 3 is not coming out." half life alyx ending: allow me to introduce myself.
hl alyx
Lo and Behold we got Half Life Alex. So Half Life 3rd game confirmed.
I'did the same post but With different images
If half-life 3 comes out it will be the third game in the half-life cash grab reboot.
11:26 lol... I see what you did there.
BANNED 😂
Ah, Hello Gordon!
BRO I SAW JOLLY MY BOI
I actually work in that office, the picture is real
Well....
cough cough
This aged well
lmao people who like stuff are retards
It's been about two years have any of those redditors seen this video yet ?
Deadspace 4 has a better chance lmao
*Hay Valve make HALF-LIFE 3 already it has bean 13 long years you bastards, we have waited long enough!!* 👌🤟🤘🤞🤞🎉🎇
They confirmed it yesterday
"That's all I'll say"
you should check out "The Final Hours of Half Life: Alyx" on steam, it does a good job explaining everything that is happening
I once bought DeSinc a Hotdog from Donut King after he said he didn't know Donut King sold hotdogs.
@DeSinc lmao.
I remember you
11:08 - Nice NWA 747.
This aged well, InternetHistorian predicted Half-Life 3
All of these sniffling nerds on Reddit acting like it was an obvious fake, when all of them only left "dumb and fake" comments after seeing someone else post proof. They love feeling like a collective intelligence.
reddit will spend more than an hour debunking a photo via calling a valve employee, then say it's bad bait lmao
Half life three came out. Except it’s a prequel
half life 3 proper is apparently coming soon actually.
They giggle like school children doing a prank call
They are prank calling an entire community.
Do you have time to "make love" in Australia with all the animals trying to kill you over there?
yes very happy animals here xd
If anyone can tell me the place at 5:02 I will go there
was
anyone watching in 2020?
Shut
how did you get away with spoiling avengers spiderman death btw ?
2 years later we have lifted of
Redditors are so gay lmao
Desinc dad
Not a desync vid without 300 mph in the thumbnail
lol he put it in
Plot twist : HL3 hype is created by valve to ensure HL3 will be a hit. Gabe even participated in a meme about Gabe being unable to count to 3
It is a bad idea, it will have the death stranding effect, but tenfold, no matter how good it is, with all the hype, it will never be good enough.