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etiquette is what you get for going over the speed limit in France
Lol oh what a legit lol
I'm French and I approve this pun.
Stop! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Actually we call it "une Amande" which means *Almond* strange right?
Speedosausage?
The first glass would piss me off 😑 I need a year worth of free meals to tame my temper
LOL. Neil.
Once made a dark humor joke on Facebook and got eaten alive for it. Seriously... 7 words was all it took to give people a reason to think I was the worst human on the face of the planet. For context: They were talking about rodents tearing up their furniture and many were talking about how cute it was. I was like... What? Why would anyone in their right mind think that's cute? Like "Ah yes it's so cute... Can't wait to pay another 1000 dollars for damaged furniture." So I did the only thing I could do to destroy cuteness overboard and bring everyone back to reality. I posted "stomp on it's cute, little, cuddly face." From then on I was a demon and immeasurably ruined everyone's day. Alas, while I had to suffer through the hordes of NPC and Karen wailings, I once again brought balance back to the Force, and all was well. It's also given me another reason to drop Facebook. If people get THAT offended THAT easily, I probably don't belong on there. Surprised I haven't been banned yet. Only lasted around 2 hours on twitter before that account was banned.
Porn is worse than 5g. Wicked addiction.
I tried the spoon thing with my baby, can confirm.
A modern paradox: IH + Sumito = comedic gold Sumito solo channel = yawns
I shut my eyes during a haircut most of the time.
How to become hated by retail workers: fill your shopping cart full of products and just leave I promise you, they will fucking hate you 100%. Don't do it for the love of god.
Interestingly enough, here in Germany you declare your intend to buy stuff by putting it in trolleys and stuff and it's illegal to take it from other trolleys. You may even hinder people from taking things from your trolley
As for the barber problem, never had to worry about where to look because i have to take off my glasses during a haircut, so i can barely see anything anyways, thus being able to not focus on anything.
I think internet historian would make nord VPN even if he wasn’t sponsored
Moshi moshi!
Moushi Moushi, you can't speak Japanese.
Ewwww
You guys are getting your haircut's wrong, you need to go to a hair salon, so then you can have your haircut by a cute stylist.
I learned the proper ediqutte of answering the phone from this video. Moshi Moshi
68%..douche..... Lol
what do you main in wow? you keep teasing that you play, various wow references in your videos; notably asmongold in this one.
That was stage right
"Its ok guys the heat seaking ballista in my trunk has safety on!!"
I remember once my mom walked in on me and my friends watching that weirdly sexual scene at the first part of the movie with the shapeshifter, we all just immediately pretended to sleep simultaneously with no words
Do a vid on red dead redemption online
That nord ad made me die of laughter
7:54 it’s like David and Margaret combined...
Plot Twist:The husband bought the movie but tried to shift the blame.
I have no clue what Internet Historian looks like. No clue at all. He could be an alien and I'd be like "yeah that's just as likely as being a normal dude"
If cyberpunk 2077 didn't come out to be so buggy and unfinished, and people wouldn't be spamming all Cyberpunk related videos with comments like " I hope internet historian will be back now" I would have never known about the existence of this masterpiece of a channel. Thus, I'm very happy that Cyberpunk came out unfinished, lol)))
13:51 "AND THEN A WAITER SOAR IT"
I've watched this at least 2000 x
Man is watching titanic "nah dude it's James bond"
So is the Nord VPN guy actually the angry video gamer nerd?
It's pronounced "Etty-Qwetty I'll have you know lol
This video should be illegal because this is killing me.🤣
3:50 respond with “guess it runs in the family”
8:20 I felt that THUD!, That THUD was too real.
The funeral bit sent me 🤣
Hey IH, you got an add about Lady Etiquette's 5 most important tips about deportment and etiquette. Giving me romance tips to conquer IH's pen- I mean heart.
I got an ad at the end of this video for a channel called Lady Etiquette.
I felt so bad for internet historian when he did the “Garson” thing. I felt that dude.
For the titanic thing, I'd just throw up a "🤙" and say "sup".
I got a lady etiquete ad
No wonder Nord nerfed the deal. I mean, it's hilarious and deserves its own show, but I'm nowhere close to buying it.
This is laugh-out-loud funny. Thanks!
9:23 👌🏿
More videos plz
I just got advertisement for „Lady Etiquette” while watching video called „Etiquette.”
I had a Lady Etiquette ad before this-
I just clicked on this video and an add just popped with some woman called Mrs Etiquette..... kinda sus man
Plz more sumito and internet historian! I could have seasons of this amazing shit
guys you will not believe, when i clicked on this video an etiquette ad started playing i was shocked XD and thats the 7th time i watched this video
what the fuck was that neil breen subtly slid in at 19:00????
Can't wait for "fashion."
I was crying of laughter in a minute I don't know why that was so fucking funny
Instructions unclear, hiding the body to attend the funeral
I just got an ad on this video about the difference between etiquette and deportment
Actually titanic is one thing, imagine being caught on that scene from Deadpool 1 where the girl strapons mc or somethin'
theres an all female barbershop near my house called Sniptease so I've actually never had the dick problem. they're the only place nearby that can cut mens hair long
These videos have the best VPN adds.
rookie move turning the tv off, just pretend to be asleep sitting up and don't respond at all
2:00 I would call an ambulance and provide first aid, and tell medics to check them for brain aneurysm or oxygen deprivation, because that was hella stupid - ("Unterlassene Hilfeleistung" or Duty to failure to provide assistance (Duty to rescue) is a crime in germany)
10:34 bg music?
On the subject of holding a router next to a baby's head. I think the issue is more about intention than the actual results.
I always make eye contact with the barber. The whole time.
If you have doubts...say it....in French...of coarse....btw, Garçon means BOY!?
Quarrentine is bringing out the best in cultural Caccia -morte's.
hahahahah whats up with the pyro photo haha poor pyro
when in the barber and sit infront of the mirror i always shut my brain down lmao
Loved the shopping cart commentary
this dudes first woman name is seriously Jessica Robbins. fuckin legend
The earsplitting pancreas ethically spray because linda summarily fence mid a screeching edward. animated, false familiar famous elbow
My story had something to do with how he put on the ad here. On the radio there's this show about Captain Zeo. He's job is to stop the virus from spreading. All he does is telling people to go inside, social distancing, etc. But on the same radio, there's a PA about a woman gets her car stolen, and it's her responsibility to look after her stuff. Imagine Cpt Zeo was in that PA.
Hot take but I don’t think he ordered the porn. I reckon it was the dad and he blamed him to cover for it.
17:25 left to wipe right to eat
Bounced on my boys etiquette to this for hours
This is the weirdest d&d speed read I've ever witnessed.
The ads are why I watch this second channel
I love how that whole "left-hand, right-hand" thing goes completely unexplained. IS there a sense of etiquette for who holds whose hand?
i love the english accent , but for some reason your Aussie accent seems a bit annoying . sorry
Once i joked at my table by calling the waiter in an arogant voice like : waaaiiiter! The bloody waiter was behind me for fucks sake.
Ok I'm french and I've never EVER saw someone calling a waiter like that
I watched Borat so I feel qualified to comment.
*Guest starring Neil Breen*
7:35 once someone literally stole my whole trolley while I was shopping. I was perplexed
no, you do open a competitive shop with lower prices, because then they have to lower their prices to SURVIVE
God damn what an opening topic, funniest shit i"ve ever seen
It's still almost unbelievable to me that there is a channel that is this damn funny and engaging.. Both the dialogue and editing, plus the synergy between these two, is an absolute masterpiece to me. You're my hero Internet Historian
I kinda want to go to the grocery store, fill up my cart, and just leave
This episode sucks. What is up with the different format?
0:45 "It was an accident, noone would make that a problem" Ah, I see you haven't worked as a waiter before sir. They most certainly do. 🤣
I never thought about how bad the pretending to be asleep strategy was until now
why does Nord VPN men look like a Klansman
"they'd be fucking bowing" ROFL
9:39 Iowa
The manager comes over "oh sorry about this" immediately after slips on the water
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Honestly, being clicked at wouldnt be the rudest thing that would have happened to me at my workplace (in a restaurant) but I can guarantee you are not getting the service you were before, and honestly, who can blame us?
@Sanic I live in Europe. People dont click at waiters in France, and they definitely don't call them garçon (translated: boy). Waiters are people too, just trying to do their job. Just because we put a uniform on doesn't immediately mean we want to be clicked at nor being called "boy"
Whatisetecet
I legit just skipped the entire video and only watched ad time that’s how good it is
I haven't laughed this hard in years at the waiter part.