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Mento just means "chin" in italian.
Why are you talking about Mentos?
@IchCharacter the real leafy was the friends we made along the way....
@YourFellowMemester I am not going anywhere but you will my life with the family I am now back to my family life with u so no my time for my life I will be nice friends for a while I will be okay hopefully in a better world I love u and want u back in the sun smoking again lol lol okay I hope you okay and daddy and your dad will make it for u soon I will be okay hopefully you are going well for u too babe u are doing great in your new place you got some
ruined instantly
My dad says if I have 2k subs, I'll have a cat! :O Please help me, on this journey. C:
I thought this was a video on monsters not whale massacres.
One of TalkToHand's (a small youtuber) gamer name was Baba Yaga, and I always thought it was a memed version of Baby Yoda, until I watched this video...
Nice use of Subnautica music when your doing 'Aquatic monsters' Nice!
Took me a hot minute to notice all the children in your Pied Piper breakdown were Greta. Wishful thinking there, IH? I sympathize.
5:16 "Battle the American movie stars" Shows mostly British/Irish actors
The only youtube channel where I don't skip the ad
Seen The Lighthouse?....Thats how you do it.
I'm here for the ads. Unironically.
Hey I'm basically going to some of your videos asking for part 2 of the fall of 76 please
Alrighty, cat butt too much, but don't you diss bitches with hooves
The subnautica music was a nice touch when explaining the horrors of the deep sea.
Holyshit just picturing the idea of someone with Hooves wearing shoes with making me laugh so hard. Hey man, it's me, you know the guy with normal feet. Unreal
I like yo cut g
"Kill all whales" How dare you diss the majestic whale ლ(≖_≖ლ ) On another note, the editing of your nord ads are hilarious and I vote for a compilation vid of them
7:55 Kek!
Don't bully King Kong he was literally written by a guy in South Africa during apartheid :(
Sirenhead isn't an SCP, by the way. :)
I agree. It’s either eliminate them all or take the billions spent on them and put it to better use. I bought this personalized plate from the DMV. 100% rehabilitated dolphin labor.
As a man-kangaroo hybrid, I feel personally called out!
The deep ocean isn’t that scary, half the things are tiny and they’re ALL blind
Siren head is not an SCP, it’s creator, Trevor Henderson has even come out and expressly said so
The mermaid could sit in a wheelchair
Big mortar is used to smash milk to make butter
Was that the beastars campus
4567 is the biological oil platform
Most animal girls are just ordinary people with animal ears stuck on there head and speech impediment. It's not like Monster Musume where we got Lamias, Centaurs, Harpies, Mermaids and Arachnes.
1:32 Is that charryton academy from beastars?
I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life
Someone link me to the low energy Pyrocynical version of the ad
I didn't know they made an SCP out of SirenHead! As far as I know, it was created by Trevor Henderson, a photo editor, follow him on Twitter! Great artist!
8:44 ad teim
(Anime community comes up) hOw Do You hATE mY nEkOs (snort) ThEy ARE delicouS AnD AMaZing I toUch mYself to them AlL dAy lOng
Love that description of SCP
That subnautica theme music
Here's your drink back
The ad teim plot was an amazing crossover between shadow man and nord vpn man I rate it an overall 9/10
"when you slap two palms together" I thought there was a word for that.
I'm sorry but "the girls just don't want my VPeen" made my sides fucking evaporate
"i Didn't know it was your son. I want to go home now, please." THAT, right there, was an amazing horror story in and of its own.
What song was it in the add??
they just created the spider boss monster from monsters inc
ok what about a woman with the lower half is a spider
Yes man is a monster. We walk on two legs, can hunt animals by walking at them until the animal dies of exhaustion, and have a supernatural ability to survive injuries that would kill any bear by healing it with scar tissue, which is the real life version of troll regeneration. We have eldritch technology that no beast can understand, and we transform everything around us so radically that anything bigger then a squirrel struggles to survive. We are at least half as monstrous as a giant squid, which is real by the way.
4:00 Oh what you thought I was joking? NO! the squid is NOT a kid but it IS coming for YOU!
Where the heck is that medieval sounding ditty from?? I swear I've heard it before!
the blobfish is a lovecraftian creature
just fyi, the town at 29:44 is "rothenburg ob der tauber" in germany, a town from medieval times that still has everything in the town centre intact
If you date a mer-person, everything goes through one hole, so butt stuff is mandatory. Hooves wouldn't be a turn off, personally. I don't like human feet as is and fuzzy! Instead of a foot massage, I pick crud out of his hooves.
One of the creators of King Kong, Merian C. Cooper, was a fighter pilot who fought in the Polish-Soviet war. Some believe that the ending scene of King Kong is a representation of communism because of this.
normally i just skip ads in videos but your ads are always so creative and fun to watch, i cant bring myself to skip them
Rayquazar = Shiny Winged Ratata with sharp teeth
As an scp fan you're are right and i can totally relate. After this comment have been read your device will explode(not really just a joke)
Id like to note the Subnautica music in the backround during the whale portion. Good choice!
wait he's gone *snorkeling* in the *deep ocean?*
so any ways pyrocynical stole allmy ad revnue
I'm late to the party, I would like to just say how much I love hearing Subnautica music in the background while discussing sea monsters.
I can't really get behind that Internet Historian can't really get behind orangutans. That's whack.
That Pyrocynical Ad rant was accurate.
I really expected the pokemon segment to turn into a Raycon ad.
If human animal hybrids existed, I'd imagine the animal features were minimal. Like maybe ears or tails.
To answer your question... Yes. Yes I would...
16:45 "like a big strong body" *draws a perfect circle*
lol
"New Pokemon" New Pokemon is also a legendary from gen 3 or whatever :P
I saw SCP and got super happy and then they talked about something that isn't an SCP. You could have mentioned SCP-939, 087, 1471-A, but then you confused it with the Trevor Henderson universe. But you know what? I'll let it slide. Because I was howling the whole time.
Please bring back Improv Steve!
Why is Internet Historian so anti animal? ://
that ultimate monster is just the CEO from monsters inc, which, fair, can't go more monstruous than CEO
Anyone know what the transition music was?
siren head, the fear of 5G
*mans did play a reaper leviathan sound huh?*
I always use Star Trek for this conversation. I think most people would be okay with a Vulcan or a Bajoran because they're so similar to us. A lot of people would drop out with a Cardassian. Although not everyone. Some people are gross. What about a Klingon. They're kind of in between. Wouldja? With a Klingon? That's the question.
I mean, most fish don't mate. They spawn. How are you supposed to,... y'know,... do it? Like, "Okay, I laid my eggs. Go jack off on them."
The pied piper money conversion is... completely wrong. You are using american inflation/money for a German legend... XD
I just realised, the router that Nord VPN man carried is the same type that I use
When someone mentions a mortar and pestle, they don't say it's big. They say it's small. It's the big one by default.
Why don't we just make all humans extinct so no one has to pay anything not even taxes
how is rayquaza new?
Foot-binding is just human hooves.
Thanks for the great video, also what about the Chupakabra, and Bigfoot haha. Well, back to shaving bears.
the fact that there are watermarks all over the characters and places just make it so much better
I hope they pay you good for those ads, man. I laughed the whole ad. Looking back, the rest of the video was kind of shit, but thanks for most of your other stuff.
50 Guilders about $26 lol
Internet historian draws a pokemon. "It's name is rayquaza" *immediately draws a yellow rat* Pikachu the only pokemon that you need to know.
Maybe the real monsters were the improv we made along the way.
I am the monster.
Im pretty sure king kong was more so an exageration of the actual animal since gorillas weren't discovered till the 1950s and werent considered to be real till documented. Hence the idea of this vicious fantasy creature *dont quote me*
I love this style of video. Couple a lads having a chat.
siren head is not an scp
Holy shit, Mento unironically sounds like an interesting monster!
1:16 as an Orangutan I would advise against this action. Typically only the alpha males grow these flaps and they would be quick to put you in your place if you slap them. Learn from my mistakes: do not slap the flaps!
Hey wait a minute. If Rayqazar lives in the ozone layer, how tf do trainers catch them?
4:38 was that a reapers roar?
Wahts a kuwarantin?
I wear banana peels, wards Mento off and removes odors.
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a shaved bear but just a mangy one. Mange makes animal loose their fur and makes em thinner and it just makes more sense than some dude just shaving a bear
rayquaza isnt that new, it came out on 04
"Hey, I know what'll cheer you up." _RAID SHADOW LEGENDS_
Why did I get an aquarium ad after the kill all the whales part
Are you from new Zealand?